I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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