id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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