I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize