BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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