I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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