U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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