you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
