Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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