It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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