We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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