im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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