Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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