Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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