dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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