obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I think my moral compass just broke
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