his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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