Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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