NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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