Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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