I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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