I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
50% drunk capacity currently
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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