i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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