rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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