she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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