Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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