how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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