You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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