I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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