You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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