I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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