What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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