Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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