This girl is more easily done than said...
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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