so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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