You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
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You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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