I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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