I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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