Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I smell like Dick and happiness
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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