im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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