i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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