i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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