There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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