Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
My vagina is officially offended.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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