Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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