the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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