i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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