Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
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he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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