love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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