I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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