just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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