That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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