We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
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He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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