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you win
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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