I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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