i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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