I think I died a long time ago.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Two words: nipple clamps
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