we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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