IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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